Clever Facebook Statuses

Oleh Benn

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Facebook is introducing some clever new options to your news feed Thankfully, Facebook is introducing some new options for when you change your relationship status from 'in a relationship' to 'single'. It will ask you if you want to see less of About a month ago, British model Charli Howard essentially broke the Internet when she decided to post an epic Facebook status that doubled as an open letter to her agency, which had let her go on grounds that she was “too big” and “out of shape.” When your Facebook relationship status goes from “in a relationship” to “single last year that automatically sum up your life on the site (see “Facebook’s Clever Birthday Present for Its Users”). Part of me is genuinely moved by Facebook The clever system, which was used after the Comedian Jason Manford saw his Facebook account suspended after calling the terrorists "f***ing scumbags" in a status. On Facebook, David Cohen is pretty outspoken, and he's never concerned about being "politically correct." The 27-year-old Buffalo Grove native has figured out a sure-fire formula for his clever statuses, which involve a little self-deprecation, a hint of Starting today, some Facebook users in the United States can pay $7 a pop to "promote" a personal post, making it more likely to appear near the top of their friends' timelines. The social network announced on its blog that it is testing the service for a .

Scientists have found what compels people to constantly update their Facebook status the researchers said. When crafting a clever status, Facebook users have a target audience in mind. Simply thinking about their friends (or at least their Facebook Sneers equal wit distorted by spite; the insult hurts because it is clever and perceptive. Now, obviously, you just screenshot something on Facebook and send it to You screenshot the offending status and send it to mates, no caption, the silence After unveiling Promoted Posts for businesses that allowed them to highlight and give more visibility to individual posts (for a fee, of course), Facebook eventually let individual users do the same for their statuses, photos, events, and more. Now, they The clever, compelling biopic "Steve Jobs" transforms the folklore Though he tries to rise above sidekick status and talk Jobs down from his narcissistic heights, each of his attempts slips a noose around his own neck. "What do you do?" .