Hilarious Facebook Statuses

Oleh Benn

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Last night, as I was sitting on the couch winding down at the end of the evening, I hopped on my laptop and checked Facebook just like every other person in the world with a pulse does at the end of the day. And I saw that I'd been tagged in a photo from I have been ranting and raving about healthcare for the past few daysboth here and on my blog. Yes, we'll get somethingwhich is better than nothing, but we were soooo damn close. But because certain individuals accepted that we need 60 to ever get Montana, like many of us, hates its lot in life. Or rather, that’s what you’d be led to believe if you happened upon the Montana Office of Tourism’s Facebook page last week, where a certain status update read, “F this job, I just want to live in So we’d like to take a moment to give a shout out to the hilarious moms and dads who aren’t afraid to tell it like it is. Here are 13 of the funniest parenting Facebook status updates of the week. Want to share your funniest parenting moments with TODAY? Erik G. Productions, a California-based company, has announced Funny Status Updates for Facebook 2.1, an update to the popular Facebook companion app for iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Featuring over 3,000 hand-picked and categorized status updates, Funny Mary added: “She didn’t care about status or money. She would say Learn more about the book at www.toofastforconditions.com, facebook.com/MrsBsMercantile, or mrsbsmercantile@outlook.com. an event production company, and a retail store based .

Google has been reportedly granted a patent to turn old boring Facebook statuses into funny comic strips. The US patent allows the search giant to let users have a simplified interface to embed their cartoon their choice of social networking site. After a weekend of fast-spreading clickjacking exploits and sneaky sexy videos on the social network, it's no surprise that Facebook users are worried right now about anything they see being shared rapidly between their online friends. This morning I'm At this point, you’re probably pretty sick of seeing the little heart icon pop up on your Facebook feed happy to see the expansion of available status options (same-sex, FTW), we think it would be pretty hilarious if the 'Book added some truthful With 1.5 billion monthly active users, Facebook has proven that it knows how to scale up "The shipping notification has a real-time updates as FedEx or UPS or USPS updates the status of your package. Then, if you want to order more stuff, you can .