Funny Facebook Statuses

Oleh Benn

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Wouldn’t you like to receive their status updates? Or maybe you would rather be such a creative mind yourself! Gather up some inspiration and get those creative juices flowing! Here are 20 original and funny Facebook status messages that are different. When pronounced, Phoop Dook Bic, it is not that funny. But the unfortunate bloke claims it has got him in to all sorts of trouble. Bich, who is of Vietnamese origin, has taken to Facebook and posted this status: "I find it highly irritating the fact that I have been ranting and raving about healthcare for the past few daysboth here and on my blog. Yes, we'll get somethingwhich is better than nothing, but we were soooo damn close. But because certain individuals accepted that we need 60 to ever get Mary added: “She didn’t care about status or money. She would say Learn more about the book at www.toofastforconditions.com, facebook.com/MrsBsMercantile, or mrsbsmercantile@outlook.com. an event production company, and a retail store based We’re so grateful for funny parents on Facebook Here are 13 of the funniest parenting Facebook status updates of the week. Want to share your funniest parenting moments with TODAY? Just post them on our Facebook page at TODAY Parents, or tag us Erik G. Productions, a California-based company, has announced Funny Status Updates for Facebook 2.1, an update to the popular Facebook companion app for iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Featuring over 3,000 hand-picked and categorized status updates, Funny .

At this point, you’re probably pretty sick of seeing the little heart icon pop up on your Facebook of available status options (same-sex, FTW), we think it would be pretty hilarious if the 'Book added some truthful, painfully funny updates to their Google has been reportedly granted a patent to turn old boring Facebook statuses into funny comic strips. The US patent allows the search giant to let users have a simplified interface to embed their cartoon their choice of social networking site. I laughed when I read this friend’s Facebook status last night: Amount of time it took me to teach Thomas to say please = 2 months. Amount of time it took me to teach Thomas to say “Holy Crap” = 2 seconds. If you want to pull off a good April Fools' Day prank that requires little to no effort, then posting a fake Facebook status update is definitely the way to go. I mean -- is there really anything easier than typing in a sentence on your keyboard or smartphone? .